Sincerely and Without Apologies, Me.

In the dream I woke up from moments ago, a friend of mine was telling me that my ex and the chick he pretty much left me for had split up. I tried very hard to sound sincere (and I mostly was) when I expressed sympathy, and then the friend said it was because of me that he broke up with her. So I said ‘What?’ and she said he left her because he couldn’t believe he left me for her. 

And then I woke up. 

I haven’t dreamed about this guy in that way in weeks, I don’t know why I did. At least I’m more irritated than sad. 

Fucking subconscious.